Just how does Dilbert do it?
Have you ever needed to kick in some material for the office news sheet?
Or maybe its a short story for the school newsletter? Maybe you have written stuff for a club report, or a church bulletin.
It sure is a tough gig.
Does anyone have some tips as to how this can be made easier?
* Apologies to Winston Churchill
A heads up on how to win friends and influence people
This tip gives a whole new meaning to “howdy doody”.
The reason is no reason
Why is this here? Just because there should be more dogs at nook.
http://www.youtube.com/v/1odnQoN3fKg
Other talking mutts
Any Brian fan’s here? If you get a laugh from the gang of Family Guy, then you might find this funny.
A fellow sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.”
He rings the doorbell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black dog just sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Sure do.” the dog replies.
“So, what’s your story?”
The dog looks up and says, “Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the ASIO about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
“The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
“I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
The fellow is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says, “Ten dollars.”
The guy says, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
“Cause he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that.”
